she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It
yeah have u ever met a school nurse..
I THOUGH THIS WAS LANA DEL REY FOR 3.40000 SECONDS
ground control to major tom
i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?
bro: alright which one of yall fucked my bitch?
Today I went to Subway.
There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”
The leg up at the end tho.
I like the coach, putting his hands on his knees like, “Welp, that wasn’t it.”
i was almost like “oh man that sucks” and then her leg popped and i fucking lost it
That leg is killing me
falling with style
i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it
Wow she really needs to shave her legs
im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism
I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.
i literally said what it was
this post is such a fucking mess
Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm
i already said i was a man why is this still happening
"NO, HUMAN! I KEES YOU FIRST." -smooch, slap slap slap-
I can die a happy man, knowing that my most famous text post on tumblr is a cat gif.
You guys….this cat has a permanent mustache in it’s fur pattern