July 21, 2014 at 8:05pm
214,356 notes
Reblogged from simpsonz
baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

(Source: simpsonz, via tranjen)

8:05pm
23,317 notes
Reblogged from fedswatching

(Source: fedswatching, via xjecx32)

8:04pm
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Reblogged from weirdnessisgood
meanplastic:

I THOUGH THIS WAS LANA DEL REY FOR 3.40000 SECONDS

meanplastic:

I THOUGH THIS WAS LANA DEL REY FOR 3.40000 SECONDS

(Source: weirdnessisgood, via whiteteethnegros)

7:44pm
212,332 notes
Reblogged from sodomies
skeletonhaver:

ground control to major tom

skeletonhaver:

ground control to major tom

(Source: sodomies, via whiteteethnegros)

7:39pm
263,496 notes
Reblogged from gotitforcheap
dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

(Source: gotitforcheap, via pencilz)

7:38pm
8,671 notes
Reblogged from dekutree

dekutree:

bro: alright which one of yall fucked my bitch?

me:

image

(via tranjen)

7:28pm
598,099 notes
Reblogged from beautilation

Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

image

(Source: beautilation, via tranjen)

7:27pm
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Reblogged from tastefullyoffensive
thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via xjecx32)

July 15, 2014 at 2:27am
83,368 notes
Reblogged from tastefullyoffensive

nightsbeyond:

phatsoneephan:

ROFLLLLLHAHAJAJAJA

AHHAHAHHAHA LOL 

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

2:17am
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Reblogged from hugedickgrayson
im-fly:

chocolateist:

pardonmewhileipanic:

bestnatesmithever:

captcreate:

The leg up at the end tho.

I like the coach, putting his hands on his knees like, “Welp, that wasn’t it.”

i was almost like “oh man that sucks” and then her leg popped and i fucking lost it

That leg is killing me

falling with style

im-fly:

chocolateist:

pardonmewhileipanic:

bestnatesmithever:

captcreate:

The leg up at the end tho.

I like the coach, putting his hands on his knees like, “Welp, that wasn’t it.”

i was almost like “oh man that sucks” and then her leg popped and i fucking lost it

That leg is killing me

falling with style

(Source: hugedickgrayson, via o1sunshine)

July 13, 2014 at 8:41pm
221,293 notes
Reblogged from lindsaychrist
lindsaychrist:

prestoflauto:

troyesivan:

lindsaychrist:

gabriella13702:

lindsaychrist:

strawberryzachary:

lindsaychrist:

i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it

Wow she really needs to shave her legs

im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism

I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.

i literally said what it was

this post is such a fucking mess

Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm

i already said i was a man why is this still happening

lindsaychrist:

prestoflauto:

troyesivan:

lindsaychrist:

gabriella13702:

lindsaychrist:

strawberryzachary:

lindsaychrist:

i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it

Wow she really needs to shave her legs

im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism

I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.

i literally said what it was

this post is such a fucking mess

Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm

i already said i was a man why is this still happening

(via sothearapich)

8:03pm
216,672 notes
Reblogged from sir-hathaway
chewbeccalecca:

sir-hathaway:

sir-hathaway:

"NO, HUMAN! I KEES YOU FIRST." -smooch, slap slap slap-

I can die a happy man, knowing that my most famous text post on tumblr is a cat gif.

You guys….this cat has a permanent mustache in it’s fur pattern

chewbeccalecca:

sir-hathaway:

sir-hathaway:

"NO, HUMAN! I KEES YOU FIRST." -smooch, slap slap slap-

I can die a happy man, knowing that my most famous text post on tumblr is a cat gif.

You guys….this cat has a permanent mustache in it’s fur pattern

(via anna-diem)

7:53pm
312,678 notes
Reblogged from one-handsome-devil

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July 12, 2014 at 12:57am
457,370 notes
Reblogged from tastefullyoffensive

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via audreyhoneylee)

July 10, 2014 at 1:04am
31,608 notes
Reblogged from derpycats
derpycats:

oh human, i has made a huge mistake

derpycats:

oh human, i has made a huge mistake

(via laugh-addict)